Fortunately I'm a sloppy housekeeper, so I had a pile of unfolded laundry on the chair next to me and was thus able to mop it up without even having to leave my desk. And to think I sometimes wonder why the laundry cycle seems never-ending.
Then I had to call a hotel where the receptionist spoke the most endearing slurvian imaginable. Endearing, but virtually incomprehensible, so when I mentioned that the arrival date on the booking I was calling about was to be changed to two days from now and he said, "yeah, it's sunny, right?" I was puzzled but ever so politely answered "yes, but also a bit windy."
He meant Sunday...
But we got there in the end, and I said thanks, and he said "hey, dimension".
Later in the day, a guy called XXX called to book some travel. There's more than one person by that name at his company, but what I said when doublechecking which one he was, was "there's more than one XXX in my life, you know". Total silence at the other end of the phone. And then "hee hee hee....".
It's now 930PM*. I've just been to the shops - I've got some friends coming over tomorrow and they might appreciate being fed at some point. I was wearing a pair of fairly loose cotton trousers that I haven't worn in a while, and when I came into the supermarket and put my phone, my housekeys, and my car keys in my pockets, my trousers graciously slid down and allowed me to flash my (not particularly sexy, unfortunately - had that but been the case) undies at a family of four plus two sniggering teenagers.
To combat the inadvertent weight loss, I have now consumed half the chocolate biscuits I had purchased for my friends kids....
*it was 9PM at time of writing. It's now 10:40. I've spent an hour on the phone with one of the coolest, arrogant as f, made-of-awesomest ladies I have the good fortune of knowing. Time well spent indeed
And now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go drink some wine and start re-writing the lyrics to a Danish pop song. That, amongst other things, was what came out of that phone call.
Merry weekend, folks!