While we breathe, we hope - part deux

Som tidligere nævnt hører kontaktannoncerne til mine favoritter, når jeg tyrer avisen igennem.  Og da jeg jo deler alt med jer (alt, simpelthen) kommer lige en lille tour-de-force. Alt sammen fra de seneste par måneder.

A girl, seeking a man she met at a hotel in June.

Apparently they did not speak. She detected

such "presence" and "searching" in his dark,

serious, intense eyes - he drew her like a

magnet and she has been thinking of him ever

since.  She left [the hotel lobby/restaurant]

quite suddenly because she felt a sudden fear

of being really close to something she

has been seeking (and it seems she had an

appointment to keep as well; don't you just

hate it when your plans stand in the way

of true love?)

Aha! A well-endowed and shaven (I-don't-think-

he's-referring-to-his-beard-nudge-nudge)

slim 55-year old male seeks chubby, naughty

mistress age 48-65 with big/slash/huge bosom,

EFGH cup. Tattoos welcome, would like

steady relationship (now, how that can

be combined with the whole "mistress"

job description is beyond me, but what do

I know)

This one is my favourite. It's from July this

year and the person is, apparently,

seeking a girl he made eye contact with

shortly before stepping off a train

in 1.9.9.8 !

You can only reply to this ad by sending

a text message describing said encounter,

giving the name of the train station

and a description of yourself so he

knows you're not an imposter.

Personally, I think if you place a personal

ad looking for someone you locked eyes with

for maybe 20 seconds more than a decade

ago, you are in dire need of a life.

Sorry, that's just boring, un-romantic me.