A girl, seeking a man she met at a hotel in June.
Apparently they did not speak. She detected
such "presence" and "searching" in his dark,
serious, intense eyes - he drew her like a
magnet and she has been thinking of him ever
since. She left [the hotel lobby/restaurant]
quite suddenly because she felt a sudden fear
of being really close to something she
has been seeking (and it seems she had an
appointment to keep as well; don't you just
hate it when your plans stand in the way
of true love?)
Aha! A well-endowed and shaven (I-don't-think-
slim 55-year old male seeks chubby, naughty
mistress age 48-65 with big/slash/huge bosom,
EFGH cup. Tattoos welcome, would like
steady relationship (now, how that can
be combined with the whole "mistress"
job description is beyond me, but what do
This one is my favourite. It's from July this
year and the person is, apparently,
seeking a girl he made eye contact with
shortly before stepping off a train
in 22.214.171.124 !
You can only reply to this ad by sending
a text message describing said encounter,
giving the name of the train station
and a description of yourself so he
knows you're not an imposter.
Personally, I think if you place a personal
ad looking for someone you locked eyes with
for maybe 20 seconds more than a decade
ago, you are in dire need of a life.
Sorry, that's just boring, un-romantic me.