Tuesday, 16 August 2011

While we breathe, we hope - part deux

Som tidligere nævnt hører kontaktannoncerne til mine favoritter, når jeg tyrer avisen igennem.  Og da jeg jo deler alt med jer (alt, simpelthen) kommer lige en lille tour-de-force. Alt sammen fra de seneste par måneder.




A girl, seeking a man she met at a hotel in June.
Apparently they did not speak. She detected
such "presence" and "searching" in his dark,
serious, intense eyes - he drew her like a
magnet and she has been thinking of him ever
since.  She left [the hotel lobby/restaurant]
quite suddenly because she felt a sudden fear
of being really close to something she
has been seeking (and it seems she had an
appointment to keep as well; don't you just
hate it when your plans stand in the way
of true love?)


Aha! A well-endowed and shaven (I-don't-think-
he's-referring-to-his-beard-nudge-nudge)
slim 55-year old male seeks chubby, naughty
mistress age 48-65 with big/slash/huge bosom,
EFGH cup. Tattoos welcome, would like
steady relationship (now, how that can
be combined with the whole "mistress"
job description is beyond me, but what do
I know)


This one is my favourite. It's from July this
year and the person is, apparently,
seeking a girl he made eye contact with
shortly before stepping off a train
in 1.9.9.8 !
You can only reply to this ad by sending
a text message describing said encounter,
giving the name of the train station
and a description of yourself so he
knows you're not an imposter.

Personally, I think if you place a personal
ad looking for someone you locked eyes with
for maybe 20 seconds more than a decade
ago, you are in dire need of a life.
Sorry, that's just boring, un-romantic me.



4 comments:

Sif said...

Jebus, der er vist nogen, der har set Sleepless in Seattle lidt for mange gange.

The Blogless Sister said...

It could happen to YOU

Alle taler om vejret... Ikke jeg said...

Jeg har tit tænkt på om de kontakt annoncer hvor man efterlyser nogen overhovedet fungerer? I så fald, så så jeg en død nuttet fyr på et tog for noget tid siden, - jeg husker ikke dato eller retning, og han så overhovedet ik på mig, - men det må da være muligt?

kongmorsverden said...

Den sidste MÅ være for sjov??

Og nej hvor er det ynkeligt, og trist at folk tror de kan få et spændende liv gennem en lille annonce om en hvis vej de krydsede for maaange år siden..